Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"
2006-10-19 13:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by * Sam * 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious!!!
2006-10-19 13:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by L 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
This was sooooo funny, I had to read it aloud to my husband who is in another room... had us both cracking up laughing so hard that we ended up waking up our lil 3 year old.
2006-10-19 23:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by loststream 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! But passing up the million?
2006-10-19 23:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read all the others before this.. thought this one would be clean.. oh well still funny
2006-10-19 20:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm rolling in laughter that was great
2006-10-19 20:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooool dat was reaaallllyyyy funny thnx for makin me SMILE
2006-10-19 20:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This isn't a question but lol.
2006-10-19 20:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by zgenator 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
read this before but still funny.....!
lol
2006-10-19 20:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Maxwell O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-19 20:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
way cute!!!
2006-10-19 23:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋