I was an oscar mayer weiner. Thne everyone would be in love with me!!!! finish o i wish....w/ somethin funny 2 amuse me. whoever is the funniest w/out bein extremley gross gets best answer
2006-10-19 12:50:19 · 8 answers · asked by Cindy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh I real-ly miss my oscar mayer weiner. That is what I'd trully like to see. Cause when I find my oscar mayer weiner...[the rest of this song has been banned by the FCC in accordance with the new online child protection provisions granted under the Patriot Act] - Don't let this happen to you. Register and Vote.
2006-10-19 13:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by sleeper248248 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner,
So everyone would be in love with me,
Oh i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner,
The greatest weiner anyone can be.
Place me in a bun,
After i'm well done,
You can eat me under the sun
You can eat me for fun.
Oh i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner,
But i won't have any luck,
So stop reading this...
I don't give a f*ck!
2006-10-20 04:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh I was I were an Oscar Mayer HOT DOG,
That is what I truly want be,
Anything better than being from Oakland beaten by a Detroit Tiger,
Or a NLCS LOSER,
the DETROITers will be in love with me!".
Fun, maybe not to you, but it makes it funny to the ALCS winner of the GOLDEN TICKET to the World Series laugh all the way in spite of all those doubted that "The Year of the Detroit Tiger" showed up at your doorstep. HA! HA! HA!
I am FROM DETROIT and it IS cat cool!
If you are from NYC or Oakland, TOO BAD!
GET out the golf clubs and enjoy the ball game...
from the local SPORTS BAR.
Oh, good question, hot dogs, baseball, and Chevrolet!
Give yourself 100 points for a THOUGHTFUL Question,
and a dictionary, way too many spelling errors.
GO TIGERS all the way in four!
Why not make it MACK TONIGHT!
2006-10-19 20:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I wish I was an oscar myer weiner... Then everyone would be in love with me... Yes I wish I was an oscar myer weiner... And then I will have been attacked by thee...
2006-10-19 19:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dear dad,
how i$ everyone back home?
im having a great time at $chool!
i made $ix new friend$ and i am currently running fo $tudent Council. i wi$h $ummer holiday$ would come $oon
how i $ mom
oh well i dont need anything but if u could $end the reply quickly that would be great
love
your $weet $$$$$ooooonnnnn
dads response
dear son,
how is school
i kNOw that since u r a full hoNOrs student u probably have lots of work
how r your subjects taxoNOmy, NOology, and poloNology
i sure hope you do well
guess what your sister NOreen got a scholarship at the hoNOr rolls school
NObody here isnt proud of you son
love
your dad
this joke is called hinthint
2006-10-19 19:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by I love tiaras 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
o i wish an oscar mayer weiner.Then everyone would be in love with me....
o i wish an oscar mayer weiner.Then everyone would like to share their delicious food with me....
o i wish an oscar mayer weiner.Then everyone would be gives their money to me.....
and o i wish an oscar mayer weiner.Then everyone would not read my nonsense answer.....
2006-10-19 23:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I wish I had Jolies thick lips then every guy would be in love with me. Oh I wish I had Jolies thick lips but not Brittney's Thick hips. Then no one would even look at me..
2006-10-19 19:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o i wish i wuz a dog so i could sit around and not have to do any homework or nothin and no one can make me do something that is what i wish i could be
2006-10-19 19:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by Hans H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋