3 mice were sittin in a bar talkin about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun...I'll run into one on purpose and as it closes on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20-30 times". And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing, I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it". And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first and second mice look at each other, then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"...
The third mouse slams a couple of extra shots and replies, "Im going home to f**k the cat."
2006-10-19 12:44:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-19 13:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - made me laugh, but he wouldn't try it with my psycho cat.
2006-10-19 13:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by spear_1021 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, talking mice. LOL...
2006-10-19 14:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that a good 1.
2006-10-19 13:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by welshchicktg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it hehe
2006-10-19 13:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bam bam
2006-10-19 21:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrr ...!! Ok, I think, but why the cat ???
2006-10-19 12:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by landgirl60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ... another p*ssy joke!
2006-10-19 12:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, its funny!
2006-10-21 15:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by purplebobbed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile ;)
2006-10-19 12:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋