The Judge let him off because he was
CORGI REGISTERED.............
2006-10-19 12:22:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-19 12:36:43 · update #1
SORRY A JOKE'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN..CORGI
The Council for Registered Gas Installers is the National Watchdog for Gas Safety in the United Kingdom, backed by the Heath & Safety Executive. A landlord must have gas appliances checked at least every 12 months by a CORGI-approved engineer.
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2006-10-19 12:38:14 · update #2
SORRY A JOKE'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN..
2006-10-19 12:39:42 · update #3
blindin i'm corgi registered. can i do a labrador. . . .. . .
2006-10-19 12:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by bob 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A guy goes up before the judge after getting caught having sex with a dog.
The judge is not too impressed and says
" You disgusting man what a terrible act to commit to a poor defenceless animal! How low can you get?"
"well! You honour would you believe a chihuahua" came the retort.
2006-10-20 09:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by CHOOSE LIFE NOT RIVERCITY 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is clever and funny! Reminds me of another joke,
A corgi went to the job centre to look for work and the man behind the desk was delighted."A talking dog!" he enthused,"I'll fix you up with a job in no time,"
After a few moments on the phone,he declared:"There you are,you start at the circus on Monday."
"That's no good for me," protested the corgi."I'm a plumber."
2006-10-19 19:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
ps. For those that don't know, CORGI stands for: Council of Registered Gas Installers.
2006-10-19 19:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Polo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, ok that was a bit funny...all right then more than just a bit, it's the play on words that I like. What's the difference between men and cheese - - - cheese matures.
2006-10-19 19:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by mrsjj49 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What do u say to a man without arms or lega when u want to know the time -
Have u got the time or yer ****!
2006-10-19 20:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by biker_mouse 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
silly yet funny, bit like a cucumber
2006-10-20 04:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww wot a distubing thort. funny though. lol
2006-10-19 20:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by welshchicktg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAhhhh...Stupid.
2006-10-19 19:31:23 · answer #9 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. It's funny 'cause you had to explain.
2006-10-19 19:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋