This is the very essence of a toxic friendship, isn't it?

Question

Examples follow:

1) He sets me up without me asking.
2) He usually fails to follow on the setup. (I never see the girl.)
3) He succeeded once, but the girl never left her BF.
4) There was a girl who verbally told me she wanted to be my GF:
a. The day *before* my birthday -- he said she was performing oral on him.
b. The day *of* my birthday -- he made me listen to him perform oral on her.
5) He promised never to set me up again, but it is very likely his mind will change because it is the one thing he believes he can offer me.
6) My ex-GF apparently returned last Sunday
a. He said she was feeling up a friend of mine and made it clear over the phone.
b. They said she was there but refused to talk to me.
7) He refused to part with the birthday girl's contact info.
8) He insults me, but claims he is just kidding.
9) He says he hates being in the middle, but does nothing to get out of it.
10) I am told something after the fact when it is too late to do anything about it.

Answer 1

Certainly sounds like a very poison/toxic relationship to me. If that is a friend I'd hate like hell to meet your enemies.

Answer 2

There is a word for guys like you

LOSER
P_U_S_S_Y
MORON