I was just visiting some friends who have a working farm. I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the farmer's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped chasing the hen AT ONCE and ran over to begin eating.
I stood there thinking to myself......."Damn!! I hope I never get that hungry." :)
2006-10-19 12:03:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety did you know Chicken magnate Frank Perdue's slogan:
"It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "It takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."
Did you hear about the chicken and a pig who were drinking in a bar one night when the chicken said:"Why don't we go into business together? We could open a ham and egg restaurant."
"Not so fast," said the pig."For you,it's just a day's work.For me,it's a matter of life and death."
2006-10-19 13:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what youd prefare to chase the hen than have dinner lol
2006-10-19 13:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 words!
stacks on deck
2006-10-19 12:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny joke!?h
2006-10-19 12:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-19 21:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
I admit I had to read it twice because I didn't get it, but when the penny dropped, I laughed. Thanks for the giggles!
2006-10-19 12:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im really sorry but i dont get it! ive tried reading it over and over but it just aint going in!
can sum1 ruin it by please telling me!
2006-10-19 12:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha , cockadoodledo
2006-10-19 12:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
I like it!
2006-10-19 12:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Peeko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!!
2006-10-19 12:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋