A man goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells or the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he s***s on you.
2006-10-19 11:57:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for tha laugh needed it
2006-10-19 12:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by daisygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but the version I heard had the family at the dinner table and the dog was under the dates chair.
2006-10-19 12:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was pretty funny, kinda saw the ending coming but it was still funny
2006-10-19 12:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard worse.
2006-10-19 11:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 words!
stacks on deck
2006-10-19 12:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i needed to laugh
2006-10-19 12:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by monkey32621 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny was chucking away for ages
2006-10-20 23:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by roberta c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one
2006-10-19 12:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by frha75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best, just like me..!
2006-10-19 11:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda funny
2006-10-19 12:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg saddddddddd
2006-10-19 11:59:54 · answer #11 · answered by sup yo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋