A man stopped at his favourite bar after a hard day's work, to relax.
He noticed a man next to him ordering a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the better of him. He leant over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I coundn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good, I'm heading home". :)
2006-10-19 11:52:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it! Reminds me of this one.
Two drunkards were sitting at the bar.One was crying.The other asked him what was wrong."I've puked all over myself again,and my wife is going to leave me this time:she warned me about it."The other drunk said."Do what I do pal.Explain to your wife that some other guy puked on you.Put a tenner in your shirt pocket,and tell her that he was sorry and gave you the cash to get your clothes cleaned."
"Sounds like a great idea," said the first drunk.When he got home,his wife was furious and started shouting at him about his clothes,how disgusting he was and that she'd had enough;she was off.The drunk started telling his lie,saying:"Look for yourself;there's the money in my shirt pocket."His wife looked in the pocket and found twenty quid."Hang on a minute,"she said suspiciously,"I thought you said the bloke gave you ten pounds for puking on you,not 20."The drunk nods,"Yeah,he did,but he crapped in my pants too"
2006-10-19 12:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How sad to carry a pic of your wife to the pub, thats our drinking time, ha ha
2016-05-22 03:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah man thats a good one blood
2006-10-19 11:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by arfa54321 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too true for some people.
2006-10-19 11:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gooden
2006-10-19 19:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by mum2bogey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo wooooooo weeeeeeeeee
2006-10-19 21:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this from personal experience?
2006-10-19 12:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha i like that one...might keep that one for myself!
2006-10-19 12:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahha
2006-10-19 11:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by sup yo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats so funny. he he he.
2006-10-19 11:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋