were talking one day,when the bear says " when i roar all the woodland animals run scared"
the lion says "thats nothing when i roar animals and humans run scared"
the chicken laughs and says"i only have to sneeze and the whole world panics"
2006-10-19 11:15:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-20 01:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yankees Fan: Bird flu comes from chickens... so if a chicken sneezes......... it's getting a cold. The Bird flu?! No one knows!! Aaahhhhhhhhh Run! yeah, it's making light of the Bird Flu.
2016-05-22 03:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-19 12:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken:when i sneeze, "hachu!!!!", the people heard it as "bird flu".So,i scared them and the whole world too.(^^,)
2006-10-19 12:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emma - well done, have a gold star
2006-10-19 21:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed at this one!!!
Thankyou
2006-10-19 12:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by twixlicker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does sneezing have anything to do with it???
Oh, well. LOL!!!!!
2006-10-19 11:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 11:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 11:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by The Answer Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one emma
2006-10-19 14:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋