a guy was selling the Big Issue. "Help the homeless, buy the Big Issue"
I went over with my quid and said"B4 I buy it can I tell you a joke"
"Ah go ed kidda I like jokes"
So I said "Knock Knock"
He says "who's there "
I said "you lying bastard you said you were homeless"
2006-10-19 11:14:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My appollogies to Grinnig, I didn't know "homeless" was a swear word
2006-10-19 11:19:05 · update #1
your on a roll kid, keep em comming.......lol
2006-10-19 11:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apart from the bad language- 9 out of 10.
2006-10-19 18:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
L.O.L. I could add to that - did the guy selling the Big Issue say he was homeless? More like hopeless!!!
2006-10-19 18:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Phil P 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe you were knocking on his cardboard box. Some of them even have fitted door bells apparantly
2006-10-20 04:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!!
2006-10-19 18:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - that's funny - I hope you still bought the magazine though! Did he laugh?
2006-10-19 18:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by joy_hardyman2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Good one. I'll remember that one.
2006-10-19 18:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 18:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by Robert G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur lucky he didnt shut the door in ur face lol
2006-10-19 18:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by Emma H 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I get it but its not funny funny, its stupid funny. but i guess its still funny.
2006-10-19 18:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by dee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
Sh!t! Open the coffin, he's not dead!
2006-10-19 19:02:42 · answer #11 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋