An Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives golfing...
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
decency, here's a comb..... tidy yerself up a bit."
2006-10-19 11:12:05 · 20 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! rofl i luved it
2006-10-19 11:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forget it, we've all heard it before.
By the way, your avatar looks like a cross between Anthea Turner and Ulrika Johnson.
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2006-10-19 11:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo Flippin L!
2006-10-19 12:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Peeko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny over here they aonly make fun of jews being penny pincers they dont know about us where scottish my familt is in chicago&los angeles usa that was one hell of a punch line lol
2006-10-19 11:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent. Cheers for the giggle
2006-10-19 19:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by mum2bogey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell us another joke Lisa need cheering up.
2006-10-19 11:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Tony Hi_teck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before except it was the irish wife that was last any who its still funny
2006-10-19 11:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing wrong with a bit of rough bush
2006-10-19 21:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-19 11:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by Adam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good joke. lol
2006-10-19 12:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a ha ha ah ha ha ha h aha aa aaaaaaa not that funny lol
2006-10-19 11:17:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋