A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, !
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,
and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention thisto him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him..they kiss..and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they're lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks, (smiling)
"Well, how was it?"
The guy says:(wait for it)
"Not bad - help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf"
2006-10-19 11:11:49 · 22 answers · asked by misyid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee.
I would get a prize from the top shelf
2006-10-19 21:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
2006-10-19 18:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...that was the funniest thing i have seen on her yet...
Boy did i need a good laugh. Keep up the good work
2006-10-19 18:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
? for a minute there i thought u had a serious question, thanx 4 the extra points.
2006-10-19 18:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes ,but masked by the irony of the social patriarcal suppression
2006-10-19 18:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mike004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, but ouch. I've met guys who think like this.
2006-10-19 19:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-10-20 05:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant.that is going on an email to my pals
Thanks that cheered me up no end
2006-10-19 19:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats hilarious is there any way you can get the ten points
2006-10-19 21:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that just goes to show you shouldn't have sex with someone you bear..ly know..he he.
2006-10-19 18:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋