NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?"
The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."
Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?"
The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink."
Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?"
The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. 'Feed the pigs - and DON'T TOUCH A GODDAMNED THING!"
2006-10-19 10:53:05 · 13 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
2006-10-20 06:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I like it even though I am blonde those jokes never cease to amaze me.
2006-10-19 12:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Peeko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.
2006-10-19 10:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by RedIsBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is ok but I like your other jokes better!
2006-10-19 11:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! That's what she GOSHDARNED deserves! I mean, who knows? one minute, they would be orbiting earth, the next, orbiting Pluto!!!!!!
2006-10-19 10:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, very funny. Thanks for the laugh. Now I'm going to share it with my blond friend.
2006-10-19 10:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by BRITCOURT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, not as funny as the earthquake joke.
2006-10-19 10:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gag
2006-10-19 11:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha so simple t's up though
2006-10-19 11:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by haute_bluntafai_420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-10-19 11:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋