A drunk has had a few too many one night and can barely see in front of himself. He suddenly has to go to the bathroom and asks the bartender where to go. The bartender tells him it's down the hall.
Miraculously, the drunk gets there and shuts the door.
Several minutes later, there is a bloodcurdling scream from the bathroom. A minute later the drunk lets out another bloodcurdling scream.
The patrons are getting nervous so the bartender goes in to check on him. He yells through the door, "Are you all right in there?"
The drunk replies, "No! I think I'm gonna die! Every time I go to flush, something comes up, grabs my balls and squeezes the heck out of them."
Wondering what is going on, the bartender opens the door, sees the drunk and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2006-10-19 10:45:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL nice
so much better than that 777 guy, damn he sux
2006-10-19 10:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-19 10:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's old, but still funny.
2006-10-19 10:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im in tears! lol and i have my mother on the phone, i read it to her and she is crying herself....good one!
2006-10-19 11:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Say It Again M'am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bra that was hilarious!!!!! I will definitely remember that one.
2006-10-19 11:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by halouno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheeeheeeheee
2006-10-19 10:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good thanks for making me laugh i needed that
2006-10-19 10:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny................ha ha ha
2006-10-19 10:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-19 11:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny thanks for that
2006-10-19 11:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋