ANSWERS
1) One. They hate to share the spotlight.
2) One to change it, and 99 to stand there saying, "I could have done it better."
3) Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.
4) That depends on what the script says.
5) He just holds it, and the world revolves around him.
6) Doesn't the stage manager do that?
7) Well, first I have to know the lightbulb's motivation...
8) How many straight actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
2006-10-19 10:42:44 · 11 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY funny!! And they're true too!
2006-10-19 10:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by RedIsBlue 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like number two the most.
2)One to change it and 99 to stand there saying"I could have done it better."
2006-10-19 10:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by halouno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actors do not replace lightbulbs, you would possibly want to be in the electricians union. It takes 3 electricians: one to modify the bulb (except they call it a "lamp"), one to carry the ladder, and one to run the lightboard.
2016-12-05 00:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by golub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get this one i like the 99 one funny..
2006-10-19 10:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Alwayz Loved 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump
do it jump!
2006-10-19 10:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep on trying
2006-10-19 10:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2006-10-19 10:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stop. You're no good.
2006-10-19 10:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can go all day, can't you?
2006-10-19 10:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
2006-10-19 11:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋