You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
2006-10-19 10:31:16 · 17 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-19 10:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's three more:
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-10-19 11:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 777
2006-10-19 10:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wouldn't have helped much, both ends of me tend to 'breathe' fairly regularly.
2006-10-19 10:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by tinnitus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-19 10:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by RedIsBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-19 10:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-10-19 10:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by droid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-19 10:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was terrible
2006-10-19 10:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-19 10:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by The girl from Oz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real funny. not
2006-10-19 10:33:46 · answer #11 · answered by sandyjean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋