There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Do you agree?
2006-10-19 10:28:54 · 12 answers · asked by codex 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Interesting: and there is no religion - just an angry Leprechaun, I suppose.
2006-10-19 10:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The next generation of animals will be descended from those in this generation that were able to evade Chuck Norris. Continue that trend for a few generations, and you'll have animals that are pretty good at avoiding him. That's evolution.
2006-10-19 18:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooh Chuck Norris has absolute power.
I think I'm getting a case of the thigh sweats.
Thank you master, may I have another?
2006-10-19 17:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is a fact. It's time we upgraded it from a theory to a law.
2006-10-19 17:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is voodoo science that is merely an unproven guess.
Life can't evolve from non-life.
Looks like Darwin made a monkey out of all those evolutionists.
HA HA HA HA HA
2006-10-19 17:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by The Question Man 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your theory sounds about as logical as evolution!
2006-10-19 17:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by The Link 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who in their right mind would argue with Walker, Texas Ranger! It's not healthy!
2006-10-19 17:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find it ironic that the people how think we are too advance to have evolved, show the least amount of advanced thinking.
2006-10-19 17:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the buzz, tell me what's happening...
2006-10-19 17:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One foot is both the same.
2006-10-19 17:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋