2006-10-19 10:27:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde.
"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
2006-10-19 11:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2006-10-19 17:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by Roxy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-20 08:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There were 2 muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the other one and says, "man, it sure is hot in here!". The other muffin looks at him and screams "HOLY SH*T! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
2006-10-19 17:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by katiesaik 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking in Central Park. One was assaulted.
2006-10-19 17:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Bestie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The three men were talking about their honeymoon night when the Frenchman said ‘On our honeymoon, I made love, twenty-six times, and the next morning, my wife said to me ‘Darling that was wonderful, that was wonderful’. The Englishman said ‘On our honeymoon, we made love, fourteen times, but by coincidence, the next morning my wife said to me ‘Darling that was wonderful, that was wonderful’. Paddy said ‘Ah, there must be something wrong with me, I only had it the once’. The others asked ‘And what did your wife say to you next morning’. Paddy replied ‘She said ‘For Gods sake take it out Paddy and let me have some sleep’.
2006-10-19 17:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋