There once was a man from New Delhi?

Question

There once was a man from New Delhi
Who found a six inch screw in his belly
He unscrewed it one night
With a terrible fright
As his bollocks rolled under the telly

Answer 1

Both laughed out loud at that one! ;)

Answer 2

Delhi may be the capital city of India also known as New Delhi and domestically Dilli. Delhi is the main birth position for overseas tourists and you can be one of this tourist; have a look with hotelbye . Among the areas most visited in Delhi could be the Bahai Temple. This Temple is based atop the Kalkaji Hill and additionally it is called "The Lotus Temple" because of its exclusive lotus shaped style in marble. Bahai Temple was built-in 1987 by the supporters of Bahai faith. The Temple signifies the love and equality of most religions. Yet another place to see in Delhi is Gandhi Smiriti. In that museum are exhibited: pictures, sculptures, paintings, frescos, inscriptions on stones and relics related to the decades Mahatma Gandhi used here. The meagre particular effects of Gandhiji also are cautiously preserved.

Answer 3

A limerick slightly more child-friendly:

There once was a man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
The sign on the door
Said don't spit on the floor
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

Answer 4

Was he related to the Man from Calcutta, who went for a **** in the gutter?

Answer 5

There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.

Answer 6

Hmmm.

Answer 7

That was too cute

Answer 8

thats mint!!!! made me chuckle!!! xx

Answer 9

ok

Answer 10

Hahahah i liked it..........♥