A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2006-10-19 10:13:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... what would we do with out blondes? Gotta love em
2006-10-19 10:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats very funny and very insulting to blondes
2006-10-19 10:31:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 10:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one :D
2006-10-19 10:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol the girl iz stupid
2006-10-19 10:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was decent
2006-10-19 10:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-19 10:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's was the best one yet. Thanks for the laugh
2006-10-19 10:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it!
2006-10-19 10:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Shay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-10-19 10:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by 777iscool 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋