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Certainly you can't believe Noah put two of EVERY animal in the WORLD on ONE wooden boat! HA HA HA HA HA!

2006-10-19 10:05:26 · 29 answers · asked by a sock 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Not me. I put 'em right in there with Homer's epics. Mythology!

2006-10-19 10:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 4 4

how old do YOU concider an adult cause i'm 18 and no i don't believe that NOAH put 2 of EVERY animal on an ARK, not just a wooden boat, GOD put them on the ARK... HE called them all to the place NOAH had built the ark, and told them ALL to load onto the ARK. And it WAS 2 of every animal, except the dinosaurs... that is how they died... in the flood... and the flood is waht formed the Grand Canyon... not the Colorado river... that is such a stupid idea... i can't even believe... it needed a huge force to carve that out, and when GOD created the flood, THE BIBLE says that water came up from the earth too... that is one spot where water came up from the earth... that is what the Grand Canyon is...

2006-10-19 17:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Storm G. 2 · 0 2

I believe you expected people to be surprised. I wasn't - I'm too old, have experienced too much. Anyway, believing factual things is not the issue - it's just not worth arguing over. Many things are factual, many others are analogous - I will leave it up to you to sort that out for yourself. If you're old enough, you know what an analogy is. As for the only important issue, God gives you and everyone else the way and opportunity to accept eternal life.

2006-10-19 17:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do believe that Noah had two of each kind, not of each different varieties.(for example a little boy puppy and a little girl puppy, not two each of all the different breeds) And Noah was quite old, had 3 children of his own and enough sense to know that babies were more portable, took up less space, ate less and slept more so I think he packed babies. As long as he had a pink one and a blue one he was good to go...

2006-10-19 17:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by mamatoshreksboys 3 · 0 1

define grown up.... i am and have been living and supporting myself for 3 1/2 years now, have fought in the war and run my life. i am 21 and i say that makes me an adult. i believe EVERY story in the bible, form the ark, to the water to wine!

2006-10-19 17:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by lpxerounderground 3 · 1 0

You're forgetting that it was only two of the unclean animals but it was 7 each of the clean. Get a bigger boat.

2006-10-19 17:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by violet 3 · 1 0

If you can believe the first words of the Bible, "In the beginning God created...", then you have no problem with the rest. From the tone of your question, I see you won't believe anyway.

2006-10-19 17:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 1 0

There are many adult believers in Bible stories. I am not one who takes such stories literally, but neither do I say that they have no value at all--when taken in context and with full acceptance of how long ago they were written and how much our knowledge of the universe has increased since that era. I place them in the same category as I do other religious and philosophical works.

2006-10-19 17:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

two of every kind of the known world at that time which is a lot different as there were less species than today and also the known world was much smaller than the entire world.

2006-10-19 17:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 2 0

Sure, why not? The Bible was written in stories people of the times could understand, just as Jesus used parables. No, I don't think any intelligent Christian would believe in the literal word of the Bible, but in the lessons taught by the stories. I and you can't prove any of it though. I just relie on my faith.

2006-10-19 17:10:57 · answer #10 · answered by Pop D 5 · 1 2

Actually if you read the account assuming you have ever looked at a Bible you would have known it said 2 of every Kind of animal not every animall do your homework I bet that foot in the mouth must taste nasty Gorbalizer

2006-10-19 17:09:44 · answer #11 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 2 2

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