WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2006-10-19 09:57:06 · 35 answers · asked by SuPeRsTaR 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what about this one then:
pet peeves:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room
for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid #8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
achoice there, did ya sunshine?
2006-10-19 10:10:37 · update #1
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
2006-10-19 10:18:36 · update #2
in response to the peron a the bottom who says i saw them on comedy central, i got them on a chain email
2006-10-19 10:23:48 · update #3
Love it! Don't listen to the guys, they're mad the husband lost ;)
2006-10-19 10:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by lolz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-10-19 09:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by purdypusher 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one and the second one I heard on 2 other occasions so it's not funny any more
2006-10-19 10:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) HAHAHA!
B) Wow, that's cool
C) Clol, I gseus ttah's ture.
D) Um, Ok...
Rating; 10 0ut 0' 10
XD
2006-10-19 10:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was brilliant i will deffently be passing that one on to my mate whose just got married!
also some of those that you added later are so true espically the one about the remote control coz we all do it!
2006-10-19 12:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep that's a good'un! Let me just ask for your permission to use this next time me and mine are arguing!
10/10
2006-10-19 10:01:15 · answer #6 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man I hope I remember this if the opportunity ever presents itself. That's very funny.
2006-10-19 10:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it iv got to remember that one for the weekend. 10/10.
2006-10-19 10:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by gary j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats 1 of the worst jokes ive ever heard its rotten to the core
2006-10-19 09:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The second bits funny. Not the first tho...
2006-10-20 13:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋