The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2006-10-19 09:51:26 · 12 answers · asked by Roxy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh how boring the world would be if we all thought the same.................
oh the controvesy......... blah blah blah......
2006-10-19 10:26:36 · update #1
That was great... thanks for my new anthem... don't mind the haters... their mad they didn't think of it first.
2006-10-19 10:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No But Ive had this version onmy laptop for awhile... Read it to the music I will Survive!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2016-05-22 03:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that suxed ***.
I feel bad for you ladies out there who are pretty much condemned to this condesending manner of thinking society has created. Not completely, a strong women can be seperate from all of this, and an intelligent man will respect her, but I am sure it is has to be annoyingly overwhelming at times when most people are narrow minded conformist jerks.
A guy can pretty much act however he wants, he can even be a huge A hole and still get ladies.
Sux for all you dudettes, hang in there
2006-10-19 10:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was good- it made me laugh at a couple parts ( 4 inches and cordless multispeed )
2006-10-19 09:59:06 · answer #4 · answered by Jme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love Love Love this!!
Beeeautiful :)
2006-10-19 10:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by RedIsBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best thing going.. LoL. Thank you . you made my day the best ...
2006-10-19 10:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny, but seriously you need singing lessons you sung that all off key.................
2006-10-19 10:16:15 · answer #7 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmmmmmm i wish i was dead now thx a lot
2006-10-19 09:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha I like it, very funny!
2006-10-19 10:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Laura T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coooool
2006-10-19 10:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋