A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
2006-10-19 09:44:48 · 19 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
2006-10-19 09:52:44 · update #1
And my fave of the day!!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
2006-10-19 09:55:53 · update #2
LOL!!!!! literally(sp) i laughed out loud!
2006-10-19 09:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Annie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't blame her - she did what he asked her to do and men can be like a bear with a sore head when you wake them up.
2006-10-19 09:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it... Always a rough draft
2006-10-19 10:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL f*ckin hebrews haha
2006-10-19 10:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been spying on me and my wife?
2006-10-19 09:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, and probably accurate!
2006-10-19 09:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by mithical 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, they really need counciling. LOL!!!!!
2006-10-19 10:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's a funny one
2006-10-19 09:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that married life??
2006-10-19 09:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-19 10:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋