My friend has a Chrysler 300 fully loaded and on my way out to the parking lot to get my keys out of his car I realize just how F’d up I am. Well I find his car and climb in on the passenger side and barf my guts up on the driver seat, floor and console. Just like that, out of now where, if I expected it I would have hit the parking lot. So to hide my crime I throw a rock through the driver side window in hopes that it will look like someone broke in to barf in his car.(yeah that’s believable) Well I go back inside and give him his keys and keep my yapper shut, jump in a cab and head home. Well turns out that he took a cab home to because he was F’d up and someone ended up steeling his car. I don’t know who it is worse for, my friend getting his car stolen or the idiot that sat in my barf. Anyway I have not and will not say a word. Do they do DNA testing on barf? And if so do I have to barf in a cup?
2006-10-19 09:40:12 · 8 answers · asked by jojobo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Bummer. I had a friend puke in my car once. I was DD and driving this guy home. I stopped at a convience atore on the way home from the bar to get a pack of smokes. I came out he was gone, but the front seat, floor board and consule were covered in puke. He told me later that he didnt' remember a thing.
I doubt that they will do DNA testing on vomit. If they did, they would get your DNA from blood or hair.
2006-10-19 09:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by boulderv6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well dude you are partially, in the least, to blame for his car being stolen. No point in really admitting to what you did though. As to the someone breaking into the car to barf, dude that is so funny and when you are drunk that is so believeable.
2006-10-19 18:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first let me say holy crap!! Ok, now if someone were to steal that nice of a car, I'm sure by now they've cleaned the puke. At least I would think most of it is now on the back of their clothes. I have no clue if they test DNA on puke. I'd feel bad that your friend got his car stolen. I doubt they would though. If they find the car somewhere they'll just assume the person who stole it puked in it. I would think
2006-10-19 16:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tara C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one hell of a story. I don't believe they do DNA testing on vomit. Probably what will happen is either the car will be recovered and returned to him and that will be the end of it, or insurance will cover it and he'll get a new car. I think there are too many car thefts in the US for them to actually do a full investigation as to who stole it.
2006-10-19 16:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by bettyboarder55 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so good it's almost unbelievable!! I couldn't have made that up if I tried. I think your safe with the barf thing... They're probably more concerned in finding the stolen car and prosecuting whom ever stole it!
2006-10-19 17:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the police dont already have your dna then i'm sure you'll get away with the crime. they will most likely finger print the car
2006-10-19 16:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by smalltownangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job putting it on the Internet! Now they won't need to do a DNA test.
2006-10-19 19:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by rhetorica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they can, but won't likely bother ... unless it becomes a TV program.
You deserve whatever you get. That is soooooo funny.
Fact Is stranger than fiction.
2006-10-19 16:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Diana P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋