Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
2006-10-19 09:37:46 · 11 answers · asked by Roxy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahh yes oh so funny. Trouble is it sounds like something my wife would do
2006-10-19 09:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by mikeae 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great Pleasure in spending others money... let that be by whomsoever then?! Clean, funny and well composed Joke!! Thanks , I really Liked it!
2006-10-19 09:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o my wait tell her husband finds out that she spent the money lol
2006-10-19 09:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually funny.
2006-10-19 09:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by lolz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I love the joke.
2006-10-19 09:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Dee80 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!cute!
2006-10-19 09:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA funny but i have heard it b4 but its still funny.
2006-10-19 09:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by sup yo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smirk
2006-10-19 11:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Say It Again M'am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee he hee
2006-10-19 09:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-19 10:46:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋