My friend has a Chrysler 300 fully loaded and on my way out to the parking lot to get my keys out of his car I realize just how F’d up I am. Well I find his car and climb in on the passenger side and barf my guts up on the driver seat, floor and console. Just like that, out of now where, if I expected it I would have hit the parking lot. So to hide my crime I throw a rock through the driver side window in hopes that it will look like someone broke in to barf in his car.(yeah that’s believable) Well I go back inside and give him his keys and keep my yapper shut, jump in a cab and head home. Well turns out that he took a cab home to because he was F’d up and someone ended up steeling his car. I don’t know who it is worse for, my friend getting his car stolen or the idiot that sat in my barf. Anyway I have not and will not say a word. Do they do DNA testing on barf? And if so do I have to barf in a cup?
2006-10-19 09:34:55 · 7 answers · asked by jojobo 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that, my friend, is an AWESOME story and i hope it's true.
2006-10-19 09:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it comes down to it just fess up. You didn't steal the car, you just barfed in it. Yes it was stupid but you were wasted and you didn't have your best judgement with you. Usually if people are going to steal something, they'll do it no matter what. Window broken out or not.
2006-10-19 16:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by kennedy977 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there could be fragments of DNA lingering on the rock...you should scrape your fingerprints off start pretending you're allergic to rocks or something so that you'll have a decent defense when the authorities come looking for you.
remember, you saw a shady looking man of average height (it was too dark to see many details and he had a hoodie pulled over his head) weaving in around the cars and looking ill. he was drunkenly filling his pockets with rocks.
2006-10-19 16:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by serasotto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! What a story. I really am at a loss for words, and that's saying something.
2006-10-19 16:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope I can meet a friend like you someday.
2006-10-19 16:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by kandekizzez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't like Chrysler 300's...my mom used to have one and it wasn't that special.
2006-10-19 16:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no they don't just don't say nothing or if u r a good friend tell him but if i were u i would not
2006-10-19 16:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by KENDALL J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋