My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a
bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond .
2006-10-19 09:31:40 · 17 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yea but definately not a Solitary One...Otherwise there won't be much of difference in the red mark on his fore head, perhaps except for the size !!!! Intelligent one...Nicely told!
2006-10-19 09:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it. Where can I get one of these mood rings!
2006-10-19 11:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it war on your self then,as a gun would make a f***ing bigger red hole in your forehead.all the best pal keep them coming
2006-10-19 09:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the bald head that fooled me, and the word "warlock". All of my employees and spouses have hair. What does that make me?
2006-10-19 09:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it a lot ha ha
2006-10-22 05:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-19 21:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming man, you are sooo funny
2006-10-19 09:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by faisix67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! love it...just sent this to my boyfriend who is now racing back to the jewellers to exchange the ring...thank you!!
2006-10-23 09:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-19 10:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-19 09:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋