An asylum seeker is at the side of the road eating grass.
A car stops and the driver says: "Hey, don't eat that, come home with me".
The asylum seeker says: "I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come as well? "
The driver says "f*ck off, its only a small lawn"
2006-10-19 09:26:03 · 13 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HURRAHHH!!!!! Got one!
2006-10-19 09:41:44 · update #1
I READ ALL THE ANSWERS BEFORE I PUT THIS IN
BUT DOES ANY ONE ELSE ALWAYS NOTICE THAT WHEN A MILDLY CONTREVERSAL SUBJECT IS USED IN A JOKE (WHICH BY THE WAY THIS WAS A GOODIN) THERE IS ALWAYS SOME BLEEDIN HEART WINGING ON ABOUT HOW RACIST IT IS................. COME ON ITS ONLY A JOKE
2006-10-22 12:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-10-19 16:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by FAYE M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant and after they finish the lawn they will f*ck off and claim benefits and get 7 bed house in Surbiton!!!!
2006-10-19 16:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by faisix67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-10-19 16:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by jammers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, it would save on buying a lawnmower too.
2006-10-20 04:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmm!!!!! yeah um dont wanna state the obvious,(well actually i do),you know thats racist and its not very funny,sorry to be the one to tell you that.
2006-10-19 16:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one too.
2006-10-19 18:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha . not very pc but funny
2006-10-19 16:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofpmsl x
2006-10-19 16:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by spensmum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaah
2006-10-19 16:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋