A man goes out golfing. He is on the 2nd hole & notices a frog sitting next him. Hes about to shoot when he hears "Ribbit 9 Iron."The man looks around & see no-one. Again he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog & decides to prove it wrong so he puts the club away & grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it into the cup. Hes shocked. He says "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man takes the frog w/ him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in 1. The man is speechless. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game in his life & asks "OK where to next?"The frog croaks "Ribbit LasVegas.They go 2 Vegas & the guy says "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,"Ribbit Roulett" The man says "Ok.What do I bet?"The frog says, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." The man figures what the heck. Boom! He wins a ton of $.The man then gets the best room in the hotel....
2006-10-19 08:53:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit KissMe." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".
2006-10-19 08:54:07 · update #1
that is one of the best ones i have come across in a long time
2006-10-19 08:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by trouble4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I would love to find a frog like that, I am broke as hell.
2006-10-19 16:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh that was funny very funny
2006-10-19 18:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. funny
2006-10-19 16:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by B U Tiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-19 16:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Carolinex3™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋