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The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because SATAN HAS STAYED IN THE UPPER PART OF HIS NOSE ALL THE NIGHT." http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/sunnah/bukhari/054.sbt.html#004.054.516

I have a theory on this Islamic Haddith. Muhammad made himself a "prophet" among his war party and had scribes taking note of his every move as a result. This is supposedly how the Haddiths (sayings of the Prophet) came to be.

Ok, so people are watching Muhammad all the time and taking note of his deeds, cause this is a sign to them about how Allah wants them to act. One day, they see him picking his nose like everyone else and get a puzzled look on their face. Muhammad quickly responds with a "errr...uhhh...Im picking the devil out of my nose...and..uhh...everyone should do so...a one, a two...a three...yea, thrice!".

2006-10-19 08:43:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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That is friggin hillarious.

2006-10-19 08:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by Writer of Truth 4 · 1 0

ok are you done talking rabbish?
it says Shaytaan not Satan, Satan is called "Iblis". so it could be one of the devils (children/generation of Satan). devils has been created from fire or smoke of fire, they can shape themselves in a way that you can't imagine. and there are devils who can hunt a human who is not faithful enough.
and if Muhammad said this, then he said the truth.

and by the way, you have been fliping around many Hadith, so is that the only one you picked? how about all the other Hadith. or it's only you try so hard to pick the negative one and ignore the positive ones?

2006-10-19 15:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All hail Muhammad (pooboy) king of the mentally challenged.

2006-10-19 15:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have you read this book and what are your view or answers to the list below from this book?

The Truth About Muhammad
by Robert Spencer

Meet the real Muhammad:


Muhammad's bizarre reaction to his first "revelation": "I will go to the top of the mountain and throw myself down that I may kill myself"

The heretical Christian who convinced Muhammad he was a prophet – and may have taught him his erroneous views of Christianity

Islamic borrowings from Judaism, Christianity, and Zoroastrianism – and Muhammad's enraged replies to charges that he borrowed material rather than received actual divine revelations

The "revelation" that allowed Muhammad to marry his beautiful daughter-in-law

The strange incident in Muhammad's life that makes it virtually impossible to prove rape in Islamic countries today

The real "Satanic Verses" incident (not the Salman Rushdie version): how Muhammad's attempt to win over his opponents ended with his saying he had been inspired not by God, but by Satan

How the Qur'an's teaching on warfare against unbelievers developed – with constant war to establish the hegemony of Islamic law as the last stage

The first year of the Muslim calendar: not when Muhammad was born or became a prophet, but when he became a warlord

How Muhammad used the graphic lure of Islamic Paradise to urge his warriors to fight furiously to extend his rule

"Kill every Jew who comes into your power": why Muhammad became so angry with both Jews and Christians – with disastrous consequences that are still playing out in the world today

The momentous command by Muhammad that led to good being identified with anything that benefited the Muslims, and evil with anything that harmed them --without reference to any larger moral standard

Muhammad's child bride – and the terrible consequences his marriage to a nine-year-old still has in the Islamic world

"This is the caravan of the Quraysh possessing wealth. It is likely that Allah may give it to you as booty": how Muhammad gave divine sanction to the Muslims' bloody raids

"War is deceit": the permission Muhammad gave his followers to lie in order to gain an advantage over their enemies

How Muhammad broke the principal treaty he entered into, again setting a pattern for Muslim states thereafter

Muhammad's commands to his followers to wage perpetual war against non-Muslims, including Jews and Christians

Muhammad on women's rights: women "are prisoners with you having no control of their persons"

"If justice is not to be found with me then where will you find it?" Why Muhammad still stands for Muslims as the supreme model for human behavior

"I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula, and will not leave any but Muslims" – and other statements by Muhammad that contemporary jihadists take very seriously

Islamic tolerance? The onerous tax burden and other discriminatory regulations mandated for non-Muslims under Islamic law

How Muhammad ordered the killing of apostates from Islam

The massacre of a Jewish tribe by Muhammad that was invoked by modern-day jihadists at the beginning of Israel's July 2006 operations against Hizballah in Lebanon

"Embrace Islam, and your lives and property will be safe": Muhammad's threatening letters to the rulers of the lands around Arabia

Muhammad's frequent avowals that the Muslims would overcome the empires bordering on Arabia and one day stand as masters of the world

"I have been made victorious with terror" – and other statements of Muhammad on his deathbed

Six steps that American leaders can and must take in order to protect our nation from Islamic jihad terrorism

2006-10-20 13:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey Wonder pig, it looks to me that ur reading a lot about Islam if u hate it that much then stop reading, duh

2006-10-19 16:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by sweet angel 2 · 0 0

So today is pointless propaganda and mindless attack day, eh?

2006-10-19 15:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0 1

shut the hell up!!!!

2006-10-19 15:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Apple 4 · 0 1

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