Is your zipper is down...?

Question

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down
By... David Letterman


10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something
that rhymes with Venus.


And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is
unzipped.....


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your
nuts.

Answer 1

lol that funnie i like the #1 one , i always knew you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts.

Answer 2

1.Your Junior is Craving to come out !
2.Zippers can expose you !
3.I wonder Carrots are Red or Black !
4. Better Colud have brought an Airy Trousers!
These few more can be added to your list ! Good Ones!

Answer 3

Very observent clerk. He will make sure that he doesn't let that gal check his zipper again!! LOL. DE

Answer 4

10. The cucumber has left the salad

This is my favorite lol.

Thanks for the post 8)

Answer 5

Love Letterman's writers!

Answer 6

Very nice!

And would you believe I actually reached down to check and make sure my zipper was zipped when I read this question? :o)

(And yes, it was zipped, thank you very much. :o))

Answer 7

i liked this :- Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction.

Answer 8

Also XYZ is a good one!!!
Xamine
Your
Zipper
LOL

Answer 9

Nope! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^

Answer 10

Most awesome.