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A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson.
As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area.
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee (wig) I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it runs away..."

2006-10-19 08:36:41 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

ewwwwwwwwwwww funny

2006-10-19 11:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would give a 8 of 10, would be higher but have heard before

2016-05-22 02:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha that was pretty good,

I give a 6 out of 10

Thats good though!

A 10 would be a joke so funny I would have to check my pants, and hten would tell everyone I knew, not about checking my pants, about the joke.

2006-10-19 08:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Nice try 5/10

2006-10-19 08:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 1

Pretty funny. I'd give it an 8 out of 10.

2006-10-19 08:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by canela 5 · 0 1

I'm 66 yrs old and I heard that one about 55 yrs ago, but keep trying...some of the old jokes are the best....

2006-10-19 08:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

kinda cute. wondering if he ever found it or was rest of trip exciting for the ladies

2006-10-19 09:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'll give it the highest rating!

2006-10-19 08:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Raven 5 · 0 1

Thumbs up! LOL cute!

2006-10-19 08:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0 1

Heh Hee Hee! I wonder where its at! ^_^

2006-10-19 08:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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