the biscuit joke?

Question

2 biscuits walking down the road 1 said"i have not seen you round here before where do you live" the other one says " im not teling you because youll come round and steal my washing".

Answer 1

HERE IS WHERE THE JOKE IS FROM
http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/jinx/399/jokes/Stupid/Biscuit_Jokes.html


Two biscuits are walking down the street, one biscuit says to the
other, "Can I come to your house?" and the other biscuit says, "No,
because you'll pinch my washing."

Two biscuits are walking down the street, one biscuit says to the
other, "I've lost my dog," the other biscuit says, "Why don't you put
an advert in the paper?" and the other biscuit says, "No, because
he'll pinch my washing."

Two biscuits are walking down the street. One biscuit says to the
other, "My wife's gone to the West Indies," the other biscuit says,
"Oh really, Jamaica?" and the other biscuit says, "No, she pinched my
washing."

Two biscuits are walking down the street. One biscuit gets run over
and the other biscuit says, "Great, I can pinch his washing now!"

Q. How do you make an Essex biscuit's eyes light up?
A. Pinch her washing.

Paddy biscuit and Murphy biscuit are walking down the street when
Paddy biscuit falls down a hole. Murphy biscuit shouts to Paddy
biscuit, "Is it dark down there?" and Paddy biscuit says, "I don't
know - I can't pinch your washing."

A biscuit walks into a barbers, the barber biscuit says, "What's it to
be then?" and the customer biscuit says, "just a trim, please," and
the barber biscuit says, "you could have a Lionel Biscuit haircut -
like mine," and the customer biscuit says, "Lionel Biscuit doesn't
have his hair cut like yours," and the barber biscuit says, "he does
if he pinches my washing."

Answer 2

I think that joke really takes the biscuit

Answer 3

Must be in the repeat line.....Points Points Points, make your answer known as to what is funny

Answer 4

LOL

I feel dumb, I dont get it, but I think you fucked it up.

But I feel better knowing that many others also don't understand.

But then again... they are all probabley dumbasses.

Answer 5

Zzzzzzzzzz...

Answer 6

i dont get it either.... im just liuke pretty much everyone els... try get a funny joke!!

Answer 7

dont get it, is there actually a puntchline or did you just stop halfway?

Answer 8

Bloody hell, time for bed

Answer 9

I think that joke is a "cracker".

Answer 10

That is soooooo funny!!!! I couldnt stop laughing!!!!! hahahahahaha