he holds it up and says to his wife "this frog gives the best head i`ve ever had"
"what do you want me to do about it?"asks the wife
"teach it to cook,then fcuk off!!!"he says. haha.xx
2006-10-19 07:52:36 · 23 answers · asked by nicola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i want a frog like that
2006-10-19 08:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny LOL!!!! What do you think of this one...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
Ah-ha! the wolf said, now I got you. And I'm gonna eat you!
Eat! Eat! Eat! Little Red Ridding Hood said angrily. Damn it! Doesn't anybody f*ck anymore?
2006-10-19 15:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wife....wanting a revenge..teaches the frog how to make a frensh stew: frog legs.
the frog is...cooked....
the wife leaves with an escort service man
and the husband lives sadly ever after jerking off all day long.....
THAT'S 4 U Women....enjoy!!
2006-10-19 15:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excelent
2006-10-19 14:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad, Bad, Bad, but Funny, Funny, funny
2006-10-19 15:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats how I met my wife.
2006-10-19 18:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by position28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don,t frogs give you warts
2006-10-19 17:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!
True!
2006-10-19 14:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'm gonna hunt down that critter. one by one.
2006-10-19 14:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by schnoop madra madra 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-10-21 22:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by purplebobbed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋