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She wanted to buy her a new vibrator, so the assistant in the shop said have a look around and tell me wich one you fancy, 5 mins later she said to the assistant il have the tatran one with the white top, the assistant said you cant have that its my flask

2006-10-19 07:39:43 · 19 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

HEE HEE HEE, Now that's funny :O)

2006-10-19 07:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0 0

Must be like throwing a sausage up the Kilburn High Road.

2006-10-19 07:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0 0

OH My God !! You need to be very careful... A strong breeze or a wind can inflate her easily then ?! Ha Ha Ha ......Good One, by the way what do you try to search inside her with your diving suit on ?

2006-10-19 07:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

Your Girlfriend: I'll have the red one on the wall...
Assistant: I'm sorry lady... that's the fire extinguisher!

2006-10-19 08:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by J. D. 2 · 0 0

Woah, she must have a m**ge like the Mersey Tunnel! Do you even touch the sides?

2006-10-19 08:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As funny as a paper weight dude

2006-10-19 08:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by diamonddavedadude 2 · 0 0

She sounds like quite a catch.

2006-10-19 07:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0 0

The actual joke is "the plaid one with the red top" and he says it is his Thermos.

2006-10-19 07:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats about as funny as thrush

2006-10-19 07:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by cheryl 4 · 0 0

are you trying to say your girlfriend can take a big one?

2006-10-19 07:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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