1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
10. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
2006-10-19 07:09:19 · 13 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's great - lol ! #4 caught my attention. this is worthy of re-telling! 8/10
2006-10-19 08:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet I like 2 and 5 the best!
2006-10-19 14:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
numbers 2, 3, and 8 were great. too bad my neighbor's dog is in a fence and not on a chain...
2006-10-19 14:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice way to look at the neg... need more people like you. Love # 2
2006-10-19 14:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like them all but 10 is the best! Great job!
2006-10-19 14:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by just peachy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice...my favorite is #6
2006-10-19 14:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fully Agreed, A+ Grade!! Ha Ha Ha ......Have you thought all by your self ? Great!!!!
2006-10-19 14:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i agree on the point 10, i feel burning or hot not horny ;-) LOL
2006-10-19 15:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your 10 1 liners were very good and you gave me good idea for pun. Double thanks.
2006-10-19 14:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all good ones my favorite one is number 9. thanks for making me lol
2006-10-19 14:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋