A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
“Well, he replies, “I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1,you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I'm single and Catholic!”
“OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
The cab driver replies, "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."
2006-10-19 07:03:23 · 15 answers · asked by Lindsey H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh NO! OMG! that's great...def. worthy of a re-telling. that is soo messed up! 10/10 fantastic!
2006-10-19 08:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 11:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL!! (Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud) That was good!! Oh Im going to retell that if you dont mind?
2006-10-19 07:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by KittyKattsMeow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before (oddly enough I was selling stuff at a garage sale, dont ask) but you told it a lot better1
2006-10-19 07:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one dear sister.
2006-10-19 07:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny! I'm so keeping that in my Rolodex of jokes to tell others.
2006-10-19 07:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by 24th Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-10-19 07:17:52 · answer #7 · answered by hedley_20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lmao i give it a 10
2006-10-19 07:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-10-19 07:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 08:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋