What sort of thing's do you say when your dog get's his lipstick out in front of people ?
2006-10-19 06:50:17 · 25 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Lippy touch up anyone?"
2006-10-19 06:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Decent and well mannered don't use their Lipsticks publicly !!
Behave your self!!" should suffice him, Don't tease him too much, other wise do you know dogs do have a bone at the bottomof their lipstick, which when get excited swells to the extent that it never goes back without ejacualtion!!!
2006-10-19 07:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well like you said it is his (dog) lipstick I don't see y 2 explain a dog behavior
Now if it is yours then ,
You can say
My sister left it here
It is my girlfriends
My mom left it here
Any women family you can think of.
good luck
2006-10-19 06:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I apologize to them then send him to the dog house to do it in private. It used to happen all the time, but he is getting trained now.
2006-10-19 06:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROVER, NOT IN FRONT OF THE COMANY!!!
That d*mn dog can't keep his cross dressings stricktly to the weekends.
2006-10-19 06:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HaHa...I have a six mth old rat terrier who is starting to do that. Ummm...I just say, I guess he's in a good mood .?.?.? I try not to make a big deal about it. Usually my friends/family laugh about it.
2006-10-19 06:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by Adri 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I tell him not in front of the company!
2006-10-19 06:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Niffer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait till you see his eye shadow!
2006-10-19 06:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh lord....Harold! I thought i told you to stay away from my dog...ya sicko! lol
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2006-10-19 06:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's bring sexy back... them other dogs don't know how to act
2006-10-19 06:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whos a clever boy then
2006-10-19 06:55:05 · answer #11 · answered by Brittop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋