what is the funniest adult joke you have ever heard. Nothing corny either!!!
2006-10-19 06:46:20 · 7 answers · asked by natalieagonzales 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-20 01:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul suggestion to play UNO with mexicans? Because they are going to continuously scouse borrow your inexperienced-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a vehicle. Who's riding? A cop What's the change among a blackman and a bench? A bench can aid a household of 4 Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic group? Because every body that may run, soar and swim is already right here.
2016-08-31 23:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a ur momma joke count?
Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets fingered... rolled into a gutter... and then comes back out for more :P
2006-10-19 07:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A sweet young thing marries an old man for his money.
On their wedding night she jumps into bed and he holds up five fingers.
"Oh honey," she said with delight, "does that mean five times?"
"No. You can pick one out."
Two girls were comparing their experiences at the company's annual Christmas party.
Did you get laid, Helen?
Twice.
Only twice?
Yeah, once by the band and once by the shipping room crew.
2006-10-19 07:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHy didnt the Skeleton Cross the street? Because it didnt have any guts!!! Get it LOL!
2006-10-19 07:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by i♥spain 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what do white girls and what-a-burger have in common?
They are both open 24/7
Heard that last week on here actually
hope you laughed
2006-10-19 06:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-10-19 06:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋