Ms Beatrice the church organist, was in her 80's & had never been married. She was sweet & kind. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her & she invited him to have a seat while she prepared some tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
2006-10-19 06:42:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anton M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor Ms. Beatrice. Bless her soul...
(WTF did i just say?)
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2006-10-19 06:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right...that nasty old lady was probly planning on gettin some from the pastor! lol Tisk tisk!...
2006-10-19 13:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
it's so funny!
poor ms beatrice...fancy makin' such a mistake
2006-10-19 14:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preachin to the choir... didn't have anything else to say
2006-10-19 13:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-19 13:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh? how old is Ms. Beatrice? geez..... let me guess.... 110???.. hhahahah....j/k
2006-10-19 13:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋