Men can't pack a bag.
Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
2006-10-19 06:17:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We all know Mrs. clause is the real master mind behind christmas!!
Good one
2006-10-19 06:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. So does this mean Santa's a woman? Hummm... Cross dressing men on Christmas, oh the horror. lol Good one!
2006-10-19 07:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by KittyKattsMeow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...Thats true...but what do you see in Santa to confirm that the creature belongs to other two sexes left ?! Hope I am clear? Ha Ha Ha ...Good One!!! Keep it Up!!!
2006-10-19 06:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true....Damn well u sure let the cat outta the bag...Santa is a trannie! lol Shhhh we mustnt ruin it for all the kiddies! lol
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PS the guys should be flattered that a women would have such "P*nis envy" to go as far as a sex change and letting people refer to her/his physique as "jelly" like!.....y else would he/she name her hide-a-way the "north POLE"??
lol
2006-10-19 06:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. Clause is in charge but she lets Mr. Clause thinks he is waring the pants.
2006-10-19 06:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think santa is a total muppet cos we have a front door and a back door in our house and every year he tries to come down the chimney,,,
2006-10-19 10:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but you know that he is a man because he likes to ride the raindeers and love being pulled.
2006-10-19 06:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a man cause...he turns up late,eats all your food,drinks your booze,empties his sack....and only comes once a year then f**ks off b4 you wake up
2006-10-19 06:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kermanzo 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooooooo true
2006-10-19 06:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good information
Thanks
2006-10-19 07:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋