2006-10-19 06:14:52 · 23 answers · asked by just me 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no,but I can'do'you laughing ha!ha!
2006-10-19 06:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by goodfebruary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just listen to what the Clintons say now and then check back in the archives to compare. You will fall out of your chair laughing at the suckers who still believe that "this time" they are telling the truth.
2006-10-19 06:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by united9198 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had a birthday... been saying I'm 39 since 1993, but finally decided to admit I'm actually getting old (52).
Getting old is so hard at times... yesterday, I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip!
2006-10-19 06:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ways To Annoy
The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More.
Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people's pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist's finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend's spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Annoy Cops
42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
43. Ask to see his gun.
44. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
45. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!"
46. Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!"
47. When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin.
48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
49. Refer to him by his first name.
50. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
2006-10-19 06:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by candy- capped 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.. what sort of stuff makes you laugh and why are you so serious...lighten up and live life to the fullest. You deserve it. Spend time laughing and having a good time, you can still be serious about the stuff you need to be serious about, but you only live once...so have a great life.
2006-10-19 06:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by justagirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All you have to do is stay on this site and read some questions and answers and you will laugh.
2006-10-19 06:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by sweet_p1993 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure...look in the mirror....LOL JK. Have a good laugh....life is too short to be serious.
2006-10-19 06:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by TotallylovesTodd! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bear and a rabbit are both taking a s_hit in the woods - the bear looks at the rabbit and ask do you have a problem with s_hit sticking to your fur ?? the rabbit says no and the bear pick him up and wiped his butt
2006-10-19 06:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO A DYSLEXIC GUY WALKS IN TO A BRA
A BLONDE WALKS INTO A BAR, THIS GUY SAYS IF U DRINK THIS BEER IT WILL MAKE U FLY, SO HE DRUNK IT A HE FLEW, SO SHE DRANK SOME AN JUMPED OFF THE BAR STOOL AND DIED, THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS "SUPERMAN UR A ASSHOLE WHEN UR DRUNK"
2006-10-19 06:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by pinkbobisyours 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E-mail citizen. he's always good for a mid-afternoon laugh.
2006-10-19 06:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by wedged15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋