A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
2006-10-19 06:14:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that made me laugh.. thanks for the pick up
2006-10-19 06:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by misshardhat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
similar to the trucker who orders a hamburger and a hot dog and the little old lady puts the hamburger under her arm to gently thaw it out,,,he says forget the hot dog,,,
2006-10-19 17:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy friend of mine works 1st shift at a donut shop. Don't you think that he and I aren't having a little talk today when he gets off work...lol
2006-10-19 13:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's it why I always get the donuts with no holes.
You know the cream filled ones.... wait a minute.... maybe I shouldn't get those any more either.
2006-10-19 13:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Fres-YES!!! 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
what can you say? What time does he make the doughnuts?
2006-10-19 13:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by jobee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one. They always said that you have to be careful at fastfood.
2006-10-19 13:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nasty but fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lol
2006-10-19 14:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww...thats hilarious!
2006-10-19 13:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omfg..i dont think i can eat lunch..
2006-10-19 14:30:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but gross
2006-10-19 14:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by keddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaaa!! So gross!!
2006-10-19 13:21:55 · answer #11 · answered by mooo83 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋