A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
2006-10-19 05:56:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, That is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
2006-10-19 06:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. " I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
2006-10-19 13:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Holy hell....thats effed up! lol i dindnt get it at first....his junk is like a toothpick and shes riged like the grand canyon....lol sucks 2 be them! lol
2006-10-19 13:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. lol
2006-10-19 13:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by dyesmail 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great:)
2006-10-19 17:18:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilariously priceless!
2006-10-19 16:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-19 14:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by keddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good!
2006-10-19 20:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by wildstar_2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-19 14:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋