a man goes to the doctors.the doc checks him over and says"sorry mate,but u have,yellow 24,a nasty virus,so called as it turns your blood yellow and u have 24 hours to live. theres nothing i can do for you,just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth"so he trudges home to wifey and breaks the news.distaught she asks him to accompany her to bingo that night so he can experience her idea of night out,as he as never been before.he gets his 1st card and wins 4 corners-prize £350.and then gets a line and wins £200,he also calls for a full house and wins a grand.the national comes up and he wins a further £380.00.The bingo caller gets him on stage and says "son-i've never seen you in here before in my life,but you won 4 corners,any line.full house and the national-i've never met anyone so lucky"."LUCKY??"he screamed"lucky i'll have u know i've got yellow 24"."FUKC ME"says the bingo caller"you've won the raffle as well"
2006-10-19 05:30:33 · 22 answers · asked by paul s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao!
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2006-10-19 05:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mark C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahaha !! I heard a different version of this joke years ago but this one is better. Cheered me up. Ta !
2006-10-19 06:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by monkyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
Great Joke!
2006-10-19 07:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is there always some a**hole who tells you they heard it years ago? I thought was a good un. Keep it up! We need a laugh in this country with all these miserable m.......... everywhere.
2006-10-19 05:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by MCP 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha bloody ha love it
2006-10-19 06:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Ha ha ha
2006-10-19 05:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by Scott D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-21 12:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee, very funny.
2006-10-19 05:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny but very, very old - fell out of my pram when I first heard it.
2006-10-19 05:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as yellow24!
2006-10-23 04:31:16 · answer #10 · answered by x Danielle x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hehehehe
2006-10-19 06:21:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋