2006-10-19 05:28:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ramen
On Tuesday night the Colbert Report had Richard Dawkins on. He's an author who wrote The God Delusion. He mentioned the FSM by name!
2006-10-19 05:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Am I allowed to eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster? And does it prefer Reggo or Pragu?
2006-10-19 12:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Satellite_K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I do have something to lose.
If I went around acting all pious and pompous because I believed in FSM I would look like a freaking moron.
If I went to the FSM church, it would make it more difficult for me to make all those cool contacts at the First Self-Righteous Church.
If I believed in the FSM, I might have to stop taking responsibility for my own life and depend on the FSM to help me get a good grade on a test or to sink that putt or whatever I might need at the time. I couldn't expect to get everything I want in life, I'd just have to rely on FSM's will.
2006-10-19 12:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Who_Dey_Baby? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Spaghetti Monster delivers no promises of a better life to come.
2006-10-19 12:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by rightio 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ramen
2006-10-19 12:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
RAmen brother Pastafarian.
The paradise promised by FSM (beer and strippers) is much more appealing than the one promised by the Xian god....which apparently is just to praise him for eternity. Boooooooooooooo-ing !!
2006-10-19 12:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do their religious rituals involve eating lots of pasta? If so, I'll have to decline or else I really will gain everything and lost nothing lol.
2006-10-19 12:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have the Gospel and read it on a monthly basis. If I were to choose a religion, the FSM would be it. RAmen.
2006-10-19 12:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what are you talking about, i so believe in the flying spaghetti monster! i hope he dumps his spaghetti all over those idiots here that are mean!
2006-10-19 12:29:24 · answer #9 · answered by daisy322_98 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What was that movie - it was a black and white. It was a movie about a big flying monster that was and alien. Trippy.
2006-10-19 12:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋