A joke concerning an unhappily married woman:
The woman found a frog in a trap and freed it. The frog was so grateful it told her that she could have three wishes which would come true.
The frog said, "Thank you for freeing me. I will grant you 3 wishes. But there is a condition. - whatever you wish for your husband will get, but many times more than you!"
The woman agreed without hesitation. So she closed her eyes and said: "I want to be the most beautiful, desirable woman in the world!"
"Granted!" said the frog. "And your husband will be extremely handsome and infinitely desirable to women."
"I would like to be the richest woman in the world!"
"Granted! But don't forget your husband will become by far the richest man in the world."
The woman accepted this, showing no sign of concern.
"That's two wishes - now what's the third and last?" inquired the frog.
"I'd like just a mild heart attack."
2006-10-19 05:15:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HELL YEAH....now thats whatsup! lol Im gonna start helping frogs now....I would have wished for the heart-attack 1st! lol
2006-10-19 06:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl power!! Excellent
2006-10-19 09:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by PRIVATE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but yes heard it before
2006-10-19 05:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope haven't heard it but it was a good one... I thought you were going to say I want my husband to be me or something like that.
2006-10-19 05:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe i posted this joke on here last week so i gotta laugh!! its a good one!! just goes to show what a woman scorned is really capable of!! lol thumbs up!!
2006-10-19 05:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good! I've heard one similar about a man and his neighbor but this one was new.
2006-10-19 05:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- that will teach em to mess with a woman!!
2006-10-19 05:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny i like that. heres one
do you know why the two lil ol ladys were mad at the piano player? couse he had two lips on his organ.
2006-10-19 05:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by outlaw64 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You deserve the ten points!
2006-10-19 05:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I'm sure the girls would love that one.
2006-10-19 08:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋