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whats the funnyest dirty trick you have ever witnessed ? my mate gave his brother chocolate with a dog turd smeared on it lol

2006-10-19 05:04:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I have put exlax in my BFs coffee right before he went out to party, haha bet he had a bad night....

2006-10-19 05:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well lets see...I have done quite a few of them....

I decorated a piece of styrofoam as if it was a birthday cake for my boss...he was sooo impressed until he went to cut it....then he wanted to know what was in the cake and why it was sooo hard.....lol......then he turned red, and was embarrassed! After he tried cutting himself a piece of cake and then realized it was "fake", we did have a "real" cake for him! Only because he is a good boss!

Another time, this guy was a pest. He bugged everybody. Played jokes daily on everyone....well his birthday was coming up within the week....so several of us got together and thought what we could do to get him back.......after thinking all day, I came up with a great idea! He LOVED strawberry\chocolate sundae's.......so for his birthday, we fixed him a HUGH strawberry\chocolate(subsituted the chocolate with e-lax) sundae!!! He ate every bit of the sundae....even talked about how good it was, and how he felt sooo bad that he played jokes on us daily and bugged us ALL the time. He could not believe that after all he had done to us, we were sooo sweet and kind to remember his birthday. Needless to say, he missed 3 days of work! :o) The joke was actually on him and he didn't even know it, till after missing 3 days of work! :o)

2006-10-19 05:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0 0

Well, I didn't see you being born so that can't be it. Hmmmm, let's see now....Well, I did save your life the other day. I killed 3 sh*t-eating dogs before they got to you. That was a dirty trick on the rest of the world.

2006-10-19 05:08:56 · answer #3 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0 0

When I was in college, there was this girl that my friends and I hated. We didn't like her because she was annoying and always following us around. So one day she heard about us going to a party and she said that she was gonna go get changed at her apartment. Well my one friend was like..."I dont' want her going" I said "Well what do you want to do about it?" So my friend decided to make herself throw up(by sticking her finger down her throat) and threw up all over her door and on the floor in the hallway. We hid around the corner and then she opened the door, walked out and stepped in it then went to close the door and got throw up all over her hand from the doorknob. Needless to say she had some throw up to clean up and didn't make it to the party. Yeah that was a mean thing to do now that I think about it.

2006-10-19 05:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 0 1

well me my sis and best friend were at my moms trailor when the toilets stopped up (both of them) my best firend had to take a s.h.i.t. sooo bad so she went into the bathtub, then picked it up and threw it away outside....
that night we got bored, so she dug in the trashcan for her ****, and we all went down to this other trailor where these mean but fine *** guys lived...we threw it on their truck...the next morning it was really hot and it dried on there!!!!!!

2006-10-19 05:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0 0

few. my one is more creamy ;-D I gave my sister toothbrush with hand cream instead of toothpaste. Afterwards she was sick.

2006-10-19 05:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by happy_bonny 1 · 0 0

not till yet.....!!

2006-10-19 05:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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