2006-10-19 04:37:30 · 35 answers · asked by Panther 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was looking for his nuggets?? Thats the question i want to know... Do chickens really have nuggets? If not why does everyone sell chicken nuggets?
2006-10-19 04:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The chicken saw you pull your paints down again and took off mindlessly trying to get away from you in fear. It knew that the sheep pen was across the road and hoping that the sheep would get your mind off of him he ran across the road.
The only problem is the chicken did not know that you already visited the sheep pen earlier and all the sheep was at the vets getting checked out for STD's. The sheep pen was empty.
The chicken inside the empty sheep pen and you with your pants down around your knees seen that there was no hope left for him. he took off running and jumped in front of a fast moving vehicle. The chicken got ran over and die. So you see no matter if you cross the road or not, you still going to get screw.
2006-10-19 04:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think, in some way, we are all the "chicken" of the tale - and life is the road we must cross. Why? Well, each of us has a different answer to this most searching of questions.
I'm just going for a lie down in a dark room now...
...to contemplate my requirement for a therapist.
2006-10-19 04:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by northlondonactor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you seen just how many KFC type chickens shops there are???? If I was a chicken not only would I cross the road sharpish, but also a find a bloody good disguise.
2006-10-19 04:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
OK, I have to do this..my son is hysterically rolling on the floor right now...this is our favorite joke series....
Q: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A: "To get to the other side."
Q: "Why did the baby cross the road?"
A: "He was stapled to the chicken."
Q: "Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
A: "To get to the other slide."
Q: "Why did the baby cross the playground?"
A: "Still stapled to the chicken."
2006-10-19 04:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by drspaz_md 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because a pervert was performing bestiality with it as he crossed the road?
2006-10-19 04:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Evolution.
2006-10-19 04:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by PAULINE P 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The chicken was being chased by the copper pig. Who was being chased by the yellow cow. Who was being chased by the pink Rhino. Who was being chased by the green elephant. Who was being chased by the red mouse. Who was being chased by the blue cat. Who was being chased by the orange dog. Who was being chased by the dogs owner. Who was being chased by the eccentric butcher. :-)
2006-10-19 04:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he was being chased by Bernard Matthews
2006-10-19 04:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the Easter Bunny was cummin
2006-10-19 11:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by haute_bluntafai_420 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋